George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States, selected by the Supreme Court. Formerly the 46th Governor of the State of Texas, Bush has earned claimed a reputation as a compassionate conservative who shapes rubber stamps policy based on the principles of limited government for his wealthy campaign contributors, personal responsibility for the poor, strong wealthy families, and local total control.

George W. Bush was born July 6, 1946 in Connecticut, and grew up in Midland and Houston, Texas pretending to be a just a good ol' boy. He received a bachelor's degree from Yale University and a Master of Business Administration from Harvard Business School with a 'C' average. He occasionally served as an F-102 pilot for the Texas Air National Guard until he failed to submit to a mandatory drug test as part of a required annual physical by going AWOL for over a year, before beginning his unsuccessful career in the oil and gas business in Midland in 1975, working losing a 'ton' of other people's money in the energy industry until 1986. After working on his father's successful 1988 presidential campaign, he assembled joined the group of partners that purchased the Texas Rangers baseball franchise in 1989 and raped the taxpayers to pay for a fancy new stadium in Arlington.

He served as managing general partner of window dressing for the Texas Rangers until he sold out, pocketing fourteen million dollars. He was elected Governor on November 8, 1994, with 53.5 percent of the vote. In an historic re-election victory, he became the first Texas Governor to be elected to consecutive four-year terms on November 3, 1998, winning 68.6 percent of the vote.

As President, Bush will pursue the same common nonsense approach and bipartisan spirit as he has in Texas. He has proposed bold initiatives to ensure that America's prosperity has a purpose: helping the rich get richer at the expense of the 'common folk'. He has also addressed improving our nation's public schools by strengthening local control so that local politicans can spend it where they see fit, ie: covering for budget deficits caused by a floundering economy, and insisting on accountability by denying poorly performing schools the funds needed to improve; disproportionately reducing taxes on all wealthy taxpayers, especially not for those Americans on the fringes of poverty; maybe eventually strengthening the military with better pay, better planning, and better equipment; saving and strengthening destroying Social Security and Medicare by providing seniors with more options the aforementioned tax breaks for the wealthy; and ushering in the responsibility a new depression era in America.

President Bush is married to Laura Welch Bush, a former killer, teacher and librarian, and they have 19-year-old twin daughters, Barbara and Jenna, aka: the 'party animals'. The Bush family also includes their two dogs, Spot and Barney, and a cat, India, and 'Kenny Boy' Lay.